These are special requests poems, someone sent me the bumper sticker idea.
ONE
Jesus, you have everything some girls
Love to see in another human
You are determined, smart, handsome, kind
But you cannot be trusted with love
Everyone flocks to you, everyone
Else doesn’t know your truth, everyone
Thinks, that humor, that knowledge is all
You’re made up of but I know you’re
An untruth, under that guise you’re an
Asshole, a sham of a gentleman.
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TWO
Jesus yes! to casual sex, he
Loves my breasts, my ass, my hips, my face
You do too – but not casually
But you are too serious for me
Everyone has opinions, no one
Else matters, who cares what anyone
Thinks, you want long term commitment and
You’re ready for forever, but I’m
An explorer, curious to learn
Asshole from saint with no strings attached
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A Bumper Sticker Poem
Bumper Sticker Poems – a form I created, inspired by cento and golden shovel poetry, with the following guidelines:
- Using a bumper sticker as inspiration use each word in the bumper sticker as the first word in each line of the poem
- The theme of the poem may or may not have anything to do with the message of the sticker
- Title should be the words of the bumper sticker
- May or may not be rhymed
- 9 syllable lines
- Number of lines depends on number of words on the bumper sticker
A Picture and a Poem 